Who needs sleep anyway...

It seems like I do alot of house/dog sitting doesn't it? The truth is, I don't...I just like to write about it when I do because it inevitably gives me a good story. This is no exception...I am house/dog sitting for my boss way out in Peter's Creek (about 30 miles out of Anchorage). It's amazing out there and I have this huge house to myself, two big fun dogs to play with, and an amazing suset view. How can I complain about the drive?? There is one complaint however...Big dogs = rancid gas.
These two dogs have more flatulence than any human I know. And here's the kicker..they aren't the silent ones that sneak up and kill you, they are loud ones that make you jump because you think there is someone in the house...only to realize it was one of the dogs. Now, these two like to sleep with you on the bed. That's ok with me cause I like dogs...HOWEVER, these dogs not only pass gas on a regular basis, but they SNORE! Snore like my grandpa! (whom I love dearly, love you gramps!)
Seriously?? I laid there last night sniffing rancid gas and listening to snoring..I might as well be married eh? Without further ado, please help me welcome Bruiser....
and Haven.....
and ME laying there trying to sleep.