Funny Tidbits...

These are some funny little sayings that a friend sent me the other day. I liked some of them so much that I wanted to post them with my own personal commentary underneath each one.


More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
(Selfishly, I admit this one..not all the time, but it does happen)

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
(If there is anything I really don't like, it's when I'm wrong. It might be my ONE and ONLY flaw)

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
(Amen...I daily wish I could take naps)

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
( I can relate to this all too well...when typing too fast, I type my name TURDY, instead of TRUDY..regularly entertaining others)

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
(I'm a movie buff...this is so me it's actually pathetic. I hate that my Dad does this to me...yet, I just realized I do it too...gah)

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
(I'm a firm believer in rising above and doing the "nice" or "godly" thing...except in this situation)

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
(Guilty...clearly I have no articulate ability when this happens, and it's always someone important)

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
(I am relieved that someone else feels this way...I have thought this for years!)

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous?  Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
(Just last week this happened to me. I had to be the FIRST person to introduce and I sounded like I just got out of hooked on phonics...horrid)

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
(This unfortunately happens more often than I like to admitt...)

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
(I can think of three right off the bat)

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
(They DO! I know them...but I still do the speed limit when they are behind me because there is that rare rigid cop that's just waiting for a reason to get you)